Maybe you read this but... interesting article...i don't know, it looks like she is amazed by everything that she have contact with...like she didn't knew anything "before" Europe, but in the matter of fact it is sad that it is the truth, becuse they in US are lead to keep their mind closed, actually that's the reason she has now find herself... :dancebunny:

Angelina Jolie May Retire to Conserve Gravity
By Phil Maggitti
HOLLYWOOD – Social activist Angelina Jolie told Vanity Fair recently that she might retire—or at least take a significant break from filmmaking—in order to promote her latest cause: the conservation of gravity. The Academy Award-winning actress, who is known for her support of social and environmental issues, first became concerned about “the gravity crisis” while playing catch on an isolated beach in Kenya with Brad Pitt and her adopted three-year-old son, Maddox.

“He began crying because every time he threw the ball it came down,” said Jolie. “When I tried to comfort Brad and explain why, I realized I didn’t know f-all about gravity.”

What Jolie, twenty-nine, learned about gravity in the meantime has brought her down to earth quickly.

“The United States, which is home to 5 percent of the world's population, consumes nearly 60 percent of its gravity,” she explained. “The air travel involved in filming and promoting the average Lara Croft movie uses more gravity than the entire 18th century. If we don’t do something about conserving gravity, we might not be able to play catch on those secluded beaches in Kenya.”

Jolie will throw her support, figuratively, to the American Society for the Preservation of Gravity (ASPG), which has called on President Bush “to take immediate steps to reduce this nation’s alarming rate of gravity consumption.” She will appear at a press conference tomorrow at the ASPG’s one-story, gravity-conserving headquarters in Schaumberg, Illinois. Society president Leyland P. Moser said he is looking forward to working with Jolie, who is rumored to be considered as a potential replacement for Angela Lansbury as 2005’s poster girl for gravity conservation.

Moser, fifty-six, warned that unless the United States moves quickly to curtail its runaway consumption of gravity, “we could face disastrous consequences—among them the disappearance of youth soccer leagues and the demise of the trampoline industry.” On the plus side, said the droll, witty Moser, “People will literally be able to piss up a rope.”

Moser, who does not fly or use air mail, has requested a meeting with President George W. Bush. Every president since Ronald Reagan has received and rejected a similar request from the ASPG, but Moser is optimistic that Bush’s embrace of the scriptures and creationism "means he might be sympathetic to our fundamentalist theory of gravity.”

That theory was propounded by ASPG founder, Darwin Crum, in an interview that appeared in the May 1982 issue of “The Isolated M,” a Mensa newsletter. “Newton never defined gravity," said Crum. "He simply described what it does.

"The ASPG, on the other hand, used actual unretouched Xeroxed copies to demonstrate that gravity is produced by LIGREFITEs (Little Invisible Gravity Rays Emanating from Inside The Earth). These LIGREFITEs, which look like threaded rods, originate at the center of the earth and extend outward indefinitely.

“By piercing the electrons at the core of all matter, LIGREFITEs keep everything from floating off into space—except for helium and a few other substances that are threaded in the opposite direction. Obviously if we tax the properties of LIGREFITEs by constantly sending objects like airplanes, cheerleaders, and yo-yos up and down—or by constructing tall buildings that put a strain on LIGREFITEs—we wear out their threads and exhaust our supply of gravity."

Crum predicted "the total and utter destruction of the entire planet and everybody on it—or worse—if something isn't done about the gravity situation soon.”

Jolie, who says her life was changed when she read Crum's autobiography, Living Down to Gravity's Challenge, recommends that people conserve gravity by “lying down a lot and forming elevator pools.”

She also recommends laying pop-up toasters on their sides because this not only saves gravity but also results in your toast falling right onto your plate. In addition, she has spoken boldly in favor of shortening basketball and soccer seasons, putting a cap on roller coaster construction, outlawing vertical food presentation, and requiring all women larger than a 34-B to wear bras.

In other news, the voices of Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz are rumored to be planning a voiceover wedding in Las Vegas this weekend.

You can tell from the title 'Angelina Jolie May Retire to Conserve Gravity' lol!

I had no idea that angie joined that group... Interesting ... ;)

its that same site guys!
this is the guy who wrote the article
http://www.thespoof.com/profile.cfm?uID=1890

:lol

That was such a stupid article!

OMG...i just joined that cause too!!!!!! SWEET...maybe i'll see her at the meetings. :b

This reminds me of a friends episode...the one where Phoebe told Ross she didn't believe in gravity...that she felt more like she was being pushed to earth as opposed to pull down. HAHAHAHAH :hysterical: :hysterical:

^^^^^^lol angiebaby!!! how do i sign up too? :rollin:

that was very funny episode of friends-----------i remember that 1!! :dancebunny: